[This article has been retroactively posted from my Kuro5hin Diary.]
Is it bad to use a pen cap to clean the shit out of your ears?
Damn things itch way too much and the cap on a Bic Round Stic pen is the best way to go, if you ask me, to relieve the itching.
Oh, please, spare me the don’t-put-anything-sharper-than-your-elbow-in-your-ear shit.
