Jeebus

[This article has been retroactively posted from my Kuro5hin Diary.]

RED FIGURE: “Hi there! We’re the Mighty Mormon Power Rangers! Saying the word ‘crap’ makes the Baby Jesus cry!” ^[1]

• Here’s a photo of the building to which I’m moving on Saturday. For the first time in my life, I am going to have digital cable. Now I can waste even more time in front of the television!
• As I go through life, I am finding, even though I’m a man, this site to be incredibly relevant. (This goes out to all of the emotionally petty people in my life.)
• I’m going to be experimenting with vinum in FreeBSD tonight, as I need to setup RAID1 on what will be a new server. Here’s to me not fucking up!
• Remember the nine marines killed by Iraqi soldiers pretending to surrender? One of those nine was my age (26) and also from Indiana. He’s from an area near Warsaw, which is in the northern part of the state. Here’s an article from the Indianapolis Star.
• How about them Bulldogs? You can tell that Butler is a good school when 86% of their basketball players graduate every year while 0% (zero!) of Oklahoma’s players succeed.

CRUSADING INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER: “Oh, shit. We’d better get some help from the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program.” ^[2]

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