The Net Monkey

[This article has been retroactively posted from my Kuro5hin Diary.]

What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels’ trumpets and devils’ trombones. You are invited!
– Alex DeLarge (Malcolm McDowell), Clockwork Orange

  • I’m as happy as a little girl today because FreeBSD 4.8 has been released. Not many huge changes, but I believe this is the last release to come from the 4-STABLE branch. So, all the work now is going towards stablizing 5.0.
  • This guy I “dated” (met up a few times, had some sex, some dinner, etc. over a year ago) who is six years younger than me wrote me a nasty-gram on AIM saying that the next time I decide to “out” him that I should tell him first. He got pissy that I mentioned going out with him to the female neighbor of the two guys with whom he is in a three way relationship. I said I was sorry, and jokingly said that his sexuality is somewhat “implied.” He then said, “forget it” or whatever. What a fucking immature whiny butt! I think he just wants to find an excuse to be mad at me because I dumped him, but that’s a whole different story. He needs to grow the fuck up and get over it. Who cares if he was a virgin before I met him?
  • I think tonight I will be visiting the 745 Pub or possibly the Lockerbie Pub in downtown Indianapolis. Going to help some friends move a bed; and then we’re off to get twisted.
  • I just had a sudden flashback of being on my dad’s Amiga 500 and making some kind of ANSI text animation. I remember making some kind of anti-PC shit for use on some Amiga-based BBS which I frequently called here in Indy. I think it had an Amiga shooting a missile or some other projectile at a PC. I mostly forget. None-the-less, I remember later using THEdraw! to build the menus for my old BBS.
  • I have been invited by several friends around the USA to come visit. I can’t figure out which is the best place to go. You tell me! I have excluded traveling (i.e. getting laid and visiting friends) to places such as Chicago and Cleveland, which are all within reasonable driving distance of Indianapolis. Please make up my mind for me.

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