Some Universal Truths
I would like to share with you a few universal truths.
- Hillary Clinton will not be the next President of the United States. If the Democrats are smart, they’ll avoid New England like the plague. I don’t care if she’s from Arkansas. She hails from New York now! Personally, I’m pulling for Evan Bayh, but then I’m biassed. Ain’t nothing wrong with a moderate Democrat from the midwest.
- It is a well known fact that all mens’ restrooms smell bad. This is true without regard to locale, including mine upstairs next to my bedroom; however, public restrooms tend to smell much worse. Office restrooms, too.
- My friend Matthew Sharp (simply known as “mns” to the common man) is actually an anarchist posing as a liberterian. Spray-painted any war memorials lately, Mr. Sharp?
- I suck at pool … most of the time.
Thanks for letting me share.
mns said,
March 30, 2005 at 9:57 AM
I have an alibi, dude! I was in my room, in North Carolina, doing nothing. And no, I don’t have any witnesses.
Also, my bathroom smells pretty clean.
Matt said,
March 30, 2005 at 10:30 AM
That’s because you have OCD.