The Net Monkey

I would like to share with you a few universal truths.

1. Hillary Clinton will not be the next President of the United States. If the Democrats are smart, they’ll avoid New England like the plague. I don’t care if she’s from Arkansas. She hails from New York now! Personally, I’m pulling for Evan Bayh, but then I’m biassed. Ain’t nothing wrong with a moderate Democrat from the midwest.
2. It is a well known fact that all mens’ restrooms smell bad. This is true without regard to locale, including mine upstairs next to my bedroom; however, public restrooms tend to smell much worse. Office restrooms, too.
3. My friend Matthew Sharp (simply known as “mns” to the common man) is actually an anarchist posing as a liberterian. Spray-painted any war memorials lately, Mr. Sharp?
4. I suck at pool … most of the time.

Thanks for letting me share.