The Net Monkey

I’ve been tagged to do this meme. So, okay, here you go.

7 Things To Do Before I Die

1. Pay off all of my debts.
2. Live somewhere bigger and more liberal than Indianapolis.
3. Get my shit organized.
4. Visit all habitable continents of the world, more than once.
5. Maybe loose a little fat and gain some muscle?
6. Be able to make global telephone calls for a flat, monthly fee. (PC-to-PC calls on Skype don’t count.)

7 Things I Can’t Do

1. Stop worrying about growing old and alone.
2. Eat anything made of squid.
3. Go to work early.
4. Practice religion, of any kind
5. Seemingly relax.
6. Fall asleep before midnight.
7. Women.

7 Things That Attract Me to Europe

1. It seems clean, but also dirty.
2. The history!
3. The food!
4. The accents!
5. Those wacky German people!
6. Nice cars!
7. The BBJ.

7 Things I Say

1. “Oh. My. God.”
2. “So, okay.”
3. “Eh, shit-balls!”
4. “You be sleeping with other peoples’ husbands — and you are wrong for that.”
5. “however”
6. “As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.”
7. “Aww.”

7 Good Books

1. Umm …

7 Good Films

1. Sneakers
2. Contact
3. Doctor Zhivago
4. Clue
5. Pulp Fiction
6. Borstal Boy
7. Black Spankmaster 3

7 Blogs To Tag

1. Jason C.
2. Jason G.
3. Tony
4. Todd
5. Steph
6. Bob
7. Bryan