I Love My Friends

I was chatting with my friend Jason this morning, and he told me about a little incident he had last night with someone working for the McCain campaign.

… I was on my fifth mojito last night at about 8:30, and some dumb bitch came to my door canvassing for McCain. She asked if I was excited that Palin was in Noblesville today. I said, “No, I’d rather have my cat on the ticket than Caribou Barbie.” She just walked away.

I love my friends.

This Cracked Me Up

Barack Obama: He Completes Us

Theatre FAIL

Tonight I was at the Kerasotes Showplace 16 with Andy, Laura, and Rich to see WarGames. With about 30 minutes left to the movie, they encountered a technical problem. Turns out the system they use to run the movies is on Windows. We reckoned it’s Windows 2000, to be specific.

Totally Badass

Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is ‘Totally Badass’

Emergency Party Button

I think I need one of those!