The Net Monkey » Humor http://www.netmonkey.net Matt's Personal Weblog Sun, 18 Jul 2010 21:08:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 I Love My Friends http://www.netmonkey.net/2008/10/17/i-love-my-friends/ http://www.netmonkey.net/2008/10/17/i-love-my-friends/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:53:00 +0000 Matt B. http://www.netmonkey.net/?p=796 I was chatting with my friend Jason this morning, and he told me about a little incident he had last night with someone working for the McCain campaign.

… I was on my fifth mojito last night at about 8:30, and some dumb bitch came to my door canvassing for McCain. She asked if I was excited that Palin was in Noblesville today. I said, “No, I’d rather have my cat on the ticket than Caribou Barbie.” She just walked away.

I love my friends.

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Tonight I was at the Kerasotes Showplace 16 with Andy, Laura, and Rich to see WarGames. With about 30 minutes left to the movie, they encountered a technical problem. Turns out the system they use to run the movies is on Windows. We reckoned it’s Windows 2000, to be specific.

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Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is ‘Totally Badass’

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LOLObama
Uploaded By: A Fighting Faith

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Out of Order

I have no idea who put it up there, but I love them for it.

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